tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86346442873659796162011-08-01T12:04:45.550-07:00KTnoreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8634644287365979616.post-10992418767808928872009-06-26T08:45:00.000-07:002009-06-26T12:32:13.191-07:00THIS IS NOT A REAL BLOG THIS IS SATIRICAL SACRILEGE!!!! FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR ETERNAL SOUL, DO NOT READ IT!!!!!!!!!!! LEARN THE TRUTH AT <a href="http://oprahantichrist.blogspot.com/2009/04/satiresatans-ire.html">http://oprahantichrist.blogspot.com</a>!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8634644287365979616-1099241876780892887?l=awesomeatheist.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8634644287365979616.post-83108693116292003262008-09-24T20:14:00.000-07:002008-09-24T21:29:24.494-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_X_wVXvHFqD8/SNsG9fZ1e_I/AAAAAAAAAvo/jDIdHVoeuqQ/s1600-h/800px-Flag_of_Norway.svg.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_X_wVXvHFqD8/SNsG9fZ1e_I/AAAAAAAAAvo/jDIdHVoeuqQ/s200/800px-Flag_of_Norway.svg.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249797444102093810" /></a><br />This girl!!!<br /><br />Wait, you can't actually see what I'm doing, which is pointing both thumbs toward myself, indicating that <span style="font-style:italic;">I</span> actually want to move to Norway. Do you get it? <br /><br />I just did some <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Norway">extensive research</a> and found out that Norway is the least religious country in Western Europe! Only twenty-nine percent of Norwegians believe in any sort of God, and I figure they probably believe in some kind of feel-good, liberal God who's A-OK with sodomites and evolutionists and fetus-killers, so that's cool. <a href="http://russellsteapot.com/comics/2007/Dra-Til-Helvete.html">Yay, Norway</a>!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8634644287365979616-8310869311629200326?l=awesomeatheist.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KTnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8634644287365979616.post-22425003818450575582008-09-21T21:37:00.000-07:002008-09-21T21:52:41.840-07:00Sometimes people like to ask me how I can possibly not believe in God, despite the overwhelming evidence that I am wrong and am bound for Hell. Well, I just ask that they have tolerance for my beliefs, because as a liberal atheist, tolerance is what I have instead of morals. If you really want to understand my philosophy, though, you should watch this educational video: <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yg55wbAPZvM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yg55wbAPZvM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8634644287365979616-2242500381845057558?l=awesomeatheist.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8634644287365979616.post-15469704562178313112008-09-15T21:01:00.000-07:002008-09-15T21:11:12.011-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_X_wVXvHFqD8/SM8x1n2FgzI/AAAAAAAAAug/iLt7dI3V2jk/s1600-h/9796ayejehcpca9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_X_wVXvHFqD8/SM8x1n2FgzI/AAAAAAAAAug/iLt7dI3V2jk/s320/9796ayejehcpca9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246466888208581426" /></a><br />I thought this was great! Of course, when I'm fornicating, which I do as often as possible, I prefer to call out Barack Obama's name. I totally want to have his babies! And then abort them.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8634644287365979616-1546970456217831311?l=awesomeatheist.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KTnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8634644287365979616.post-21191130813765474522008-09-14T21:26:00.000-07:002008-09-14T21:44:58.385-07:00Tonight I went to see Mates of State, an "indie-rock" musical group that I enjoy! You may be interested to know that, despite how it sounds, "indie-rock" has nothing to do with Indians (dots or feathers)! But the best thing about it is how it reinforces my worldly way of life! Yay!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ERW1UfLalw4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ERW1UfLalw4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8634644287365979616-2119113081376547452?l=awesomeatheist.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8634644287365979616.post-36400334047948914432008-09-14T08:57:00.000-07:002008-09-14T09:05:20.461-07:00Well, I just got back from having a couple of abortions, and I'm pretty tired, but I had to blog about Sarah Palin. Of course, the main reasons I don't like her are that she's pretty and doesn't whine like a feminist, but I also don't like her for being a committed Christian. See, I don't consider myself religious, instead I "pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to." Ha-ha! That is something Tina Fey says on <span style="font-style:italic;">30 Rocks</span>, a popular sitcom I enjoy! Seriously, though, Oprah is my Lord and Master.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8634644287365979616-3640033404794891443?l=awesomeatheist.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8634644287365979616.post-75405416462536275242008-09-12T12:01:00.000-07:002008-09-12T12:07:33.074-07:00Hi there! Just thought I'd take a break from drinking coffee and reading Nietzsche and introduce myself! This is where I'm going to post blogs that promote evolution, promiscuity, the homosexual agenda, and other things that are important to me! I really hate those bad old Christian fundamentalists, because they don't think I should be able to live my life any old way I want to. (i.e. fornicating, murdering babies, playing Dungeons & Dragons, etc.!) So I really love satire that makes fun of these sincere believers, because that is funny to me! lol! Stay tuned for more hilarious blasphemy!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8634644287365979616-7540541646253627524?l=awesomeatheist.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>KTnoreply@blogger.com1